I think Daddy may be losing it

Every time Daddy swats a fly he sings, "another one bites the dust." Daddy may need medical help after he ate an entire chocolate bar yesterday. The fly paper isn't working. Daddy says that the flies that would land on fly paper have done so and so have not reproduced… basically Darwin is saving the flies cause the ones that land in flypaper don't reproduce, so all the flies we have on the boat will never land on the fly paper — Daddy has to hunt them down with the fly swat. Daddy is really good with the fly swat!
Daddy took us to the beach this morning and we met the french doggie that torments Cinco. They did well and all was okay.
Daddy is going to lunch at Whisper Cove today. We hear that the food on Sunday is really good, but Daddy says we are not allowed on Sunday.
Oh well, maybe Daddy will bring back a doggie bag Happy Please!!!!