More rub-a-dub-dubs

Daddy just did the most horrible thing possible to me and Cinco last night. I'm going to report him to the SPCA. Yes as the sun set and Daddy was drinking Rum he turned on the furnace and the without warning he grabbed me and hauled be to the head to get RUB-A-DUB-DUBBED-PUPPY-IN-THE-TUB. AGHHHH!!!! I HATE DADDY! But it did feel really good to be rubbed all over with hot water and soap.... BUT ALL THE SAME HE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN US WARNING IN ADVANCE. I HATE Daddy, but then again I LOVE Daddy who else would put up with me?